Story. Alex H. and I thought it would be hilarious to make an "[insert noun] For Dummies" spoof. What started it all was "Christianity for Dummies." We were walking around a Books-a-Million and were mesmerized about how many FOR DUMMIES books there were. They're everywhere, and you can just about find one for every noun in the dictionary (okay, 1% of the nouns, but that's still tons of nouns). We laughed for a while after seeing "Christianity For Dummies." That's just hilarious to me for some reason. Shouldn't a dumb Christian read the Bible to understand Christianity? Apparently, reading this Dummies book would be your easy shot to heaven. Anyway, that was my inspiration.

11/21/04. Eh, it was inevitable. 'Nuff said. Whoops, I accidently made the files about 30K bigger than the others below it. My bad. So yeah...someone requested that I make this, and I did. That's how it works. Of course, it took me more than a week after the request to do it, but that's only because I'm a lazy motherfucker. But I'm black, so it's understandable. Let's all applaud and chant my name now - Keddaris! Keddaris! [rinse and repeat]

11/1/04. 9 Images in this set. More on the way? Probably. If you have a FOR DUMMIES Book idea you want me to make especially for you, send me an e-mail with the word, and the funny description of the book (like the ones I've thought of below). Also, tell me the resolution you would like it to be in (or what color you want the text/background). I'll make it and email it back to you as an attachment.